New Rule

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Teeth lost after 12 midnight Will Not be reported to the Tooth Fairy until the following daylight period. No matter how many times you wake up your mother to tell her your tooth fell out and the resulting hole feels “like the suction cup on an octopus tentacle.”



  1. Caitlyn usually doesn't want me to wiggle the loose teeth, since I inevitably wiggle them wrong, causing much whining and whimpering. I'll be glad when she gets more (and more stable!) front teeth – she ate a doughnut over the weekend and used molars for biting as well as chewing, which worked out to be mostly a frosting transfer method (from doughnut to face).

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